I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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