nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He did a backflip because drugs
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