He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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