What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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