People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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