She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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