I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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