I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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