handjob tips. give me some.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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