I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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