we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The air was thick with penises
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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