this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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I'm not seeing this movie with you.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops