with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist