Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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