Sry I called you an 8
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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