Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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