I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
cat food counts as protein by the way
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
send nudes
from the living room?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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