you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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