I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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