I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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