: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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