I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Shame - the story of my life.
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