Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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