I'm going to rape someone's good day.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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