Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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