He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I think a kid would responsible me up
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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