another moral hangover. fuck.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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