a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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