can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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