I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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