I CAN MOONWALK!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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