Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
