those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
