i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
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totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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