How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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