The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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