I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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