oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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