can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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