i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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