? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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