doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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