Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
So. Much. Porn.
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