is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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