would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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