Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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