No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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