Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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