he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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