it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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