when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Randomize
