you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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