But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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