Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
So much Jack, so little girl.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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