How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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